Reports from India have suggested that Virat Kohli blamed his soft set of balls for the drawn result in the third test against Australia. The admission came following the Indian team failed to bowl the Australians out, despite getting the key wickets of Steve Smith and Matt Renshaw early in the days play.
Kohli’s stunning admission, whilst cryptic, is thought to be referring to the first two days of play where he spent the majority of the time nursing a slight shoulder sprain. The injury forced the Indian Captain to leave the field and sit in an air-conditioned box.
Cross Section of Virat Kohli’s Testicals
Steve Smith did not reply to the comments made by the the Indian captain. But if he had, we would think he might have said:
“He’s a jolly sook that Kohli bloke. What nerve he has. He decides he cant be f*ed fielding so he sits in his box and applauds DRS decisions that go his way. If he was playing at Campbelltown united, we would have given him a right whollop. Then he came in to bat and failed again. What a nosh of a bloke. Probably has the nickname King Kohli because he has to buy friends. “
The admission by Kohli saw Indian cricket fans in an uproar on social media. One such fan, Amrit Singh, donning the alias “kOHliIwAntYoUrManjuicz”said:
“You kangaroos are all anti kohli but kohli is king because he is good t20. LOL smith n u kangaroos r corrupt as our government”
Kohli’s nutsack as depicted by artists
The stunning revelations that Kohli has particular soft testicles has left the door ajar for a thrilling last this weekend.